2018-10-15 00:00:00

When you have a job interview, it’s natural to have a few mistakes the first few times. Trust me. I went 8 months out of 12 once as being jobless then ended up being an office worker who turned Marine Gunnery Sergeant. And who better than yours truly to teach you all about making mistake on your interview? Hoo, doggie!

So secure that weapon and present arms cause it’s time to lock n’ load!

#1. Preparedness

 There’s a saying that goes “expect the unexpected”. Well, that’s absolutely true if you’re walking with 100lbs. of gear around and through a minefield or getting ambushed on a routine patrol. However, there’s no excuse for unpreparedness when getting a job interview. Defend yourself with typical questions that usually pop up during an interview and you’ll ace that with flying colors! If you don’t, you’ll end up cleaning latrines with your toothbrushes, do you get me?!

#2. Relevance 

Is your answer to the question relevant? Will it benefit the company and make you an asset? How will it impact your future and can it push the company and your team further instead of just boosting yourself? Yes, you should boost yourself too but also your team and the company you work for. It’s like going to war with body armor and weapons and ammo, numbnuts. Ya got that?

#3. Interest

Don’t go to a job interview looking like you’re not interested about what’s happening. When you’re in a job interview, make it look like you’re about to kick ass and take names! Hoorah! Show some enthusiasm and optimism when you’re talking to the interviewer because that’s a surefire way to get yourself hired on the spot if not in a few days or weeks. And if you don’t, you’re going to the war zone where you’ll be burning feces with diesel! Do you maggots understand that?!


Reference: 5 Mistakes to Avoid in Your Next Interview

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