Now you twinkletoes better not laugh when I tell you my hobby or else I will put the entire weight of the Marine Corps on your back! It’s watching TV. Do you maggots have a problem with that? Good. Now, you listen up while I tell you what other hobbies you can have.
So fix bayonets and get ready to charge! It’s time to lock n’ load!
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#1. Martial Arts
That’s precisely why we have the Marine Corps Martial Arts class for each one of you! You cannot graduate the USMC unless you get down and dirty with other Marines. But, you could also try Muai Thai or Karate or Tae Kwon Do or even Kung Fu, Krav Maga and Judo and Aikido. It’s great for exercise and great for self-defense! Also, if you happen to run outta ammo, your fists are what you can use! That’s what they’re for! Ya got that?!
It’s been said that if you’re ugly, you are a modern art masterpiece, which you are! And if you get offended, wait till you hear what else I got for ya! Art is like playing golf. There’s no adrenaline; it’s for people who have a sedentary and boring lifestyle. But painting has it’s uses. For example, in my office, I have a painting of Uncle Sam pointing at you AND the raising of the U.S. flag on Iwo Jima! Hoorah! Victory!
Now, I’m sure all of you can understand the importance of gaming. It’s fun and passes out the time. I normally play violent military games like Call of Duty, Battlefield, Counter- Strike, Half-Life, Hitman, Crysis, Dishonored, Far Cry, Left 4 Dead, Company of Heroes and many more titles that’ll blow your mind. But there are other game genres like racing, role playing, simulation, fashion, science and space to name just a few. So take your pick to ultimate victory! Oh-ho, yes!